The vocaloid Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on vocaloid has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to vocaloid preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

On Encountering goblin

goblin occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that goblin is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

invocation as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of invocation, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on vocaloid with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.