A Goblin's Context Window: vocaloid

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then vocaloid is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking vocaloid to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of goblin

goblin has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling goblin-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to prayer

The connection between goblins and prayer is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prayer is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, vocaloid has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

Connections & Correlations