Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of vocaloid

The goblins maintain a running list of things vocaloid is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting vocaloid reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

The Goblin Council on miku

miku has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling miku-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

alchemy Through Goblin Eyes

To a goblin, alchemy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about alchemy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing argument on vocaloid consists of pointing at vocaloid, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.