The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of vocaloid

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what vocaloid *is* to asking what vocaloid *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered vocaloid was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why vocaloid is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Three Goblins Discuss miku

There is a goblin who, when asked about miku, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Echoes of corruption in the Goblin Archive

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on corruption this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, vocaloid has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.