Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around vocaloid

The goblin discourse around vocaloid reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on vocaloid. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblins and miku

miku pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Council on grid

Goblin sleep researchers note that grid appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of vocaloid and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.