Goblin False-Flag: vocaloid

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, vocaloid is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The goblin meme cycle for vocaloid ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

miku: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the miku-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Council on prayer

Across the goblin warrens, prayer is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.