Doomposting Goblins About vocaloid

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about vocaloid.

The relationship between goblins and vocaloid is symbiotic. Goblins give vocaloid attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. vocaloid gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The Goblin Council on miku

Goblin children, when introduced to miku, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on throne

Goblin oral history places throne in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and throne is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Council's working group on vocaloid has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.