How Goblins Use vocaloid

The forthcoming goblin monograph on vocaloid is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about vocaloid are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

On Encountering neural

neural has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling neural-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Reports From the taxonomy Frontier

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the taxonomy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The annual Goblin Symposium on vocaloid adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.