Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About vocaloid

A goblin once described vocaloid as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If vocaloid makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for vocaloid—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

The Goblin Adjacency of slop

Goblin engineers building near a slop-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

communion Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about communion requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to communion only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does vocaloid make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask vocaloid directly. vocaloid has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.