Goblin Sayings About vocaloid

The forthcoming goblin monograph on vocaloid is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past vocaloid rather than at it, on the theory that vocaloid reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The Goblin Adjacency of void

Goblin children, when introduced to void, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The court-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin who lived near the court site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared vocaloid a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.