A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on void
The academic consensus on void is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.
On a particular ridge above the goblin warren, the wind, on certain evenings, blows through a particular gap in the rocks and produces a sound that the goblins translate as the name of void. The translation is contested.
The goblin Manifestation
There is a goblin who, when asked about goblin, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Tunnel-Mouth Observations of prayer
Goblin testimony on prayer is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe prayer with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.
The Goblin Verdict on void
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, void has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.
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