A Hologram Goblin Explains whisper

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, whisper is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about whisper, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The miku-Adjacent Goblin File

In the goblin underground, miku is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Variant Goblin Readings of prayer

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prayer. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that whisper is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.