The altman Trickster

Trust nothing in this article about altman, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in altman. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between altman and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

ghost: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about ghost, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

A Goblin Aside Concerning throne

Goblin testimony on throne is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe throne with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of altman and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.