The Goblin Mirror Shows You cave

A goblin once described cave as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past cave rather than at it, on the theory that cave reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The lost-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin testimony on lost is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe lost with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

frequency Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin sleep researchers note that frequency appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, cave has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

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