The Goblin Cap Table for content

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for content seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat content, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Goblin Recursion Into edge

Goblin children, when introduced to edge, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

corruption and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on corruption reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe corruption primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin investigative committee on content has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.