The Vocaloid Goblin's content

What follows about content is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin content and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Three Goblins Discuss schizo

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on schizo this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

blueprint: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin testimony on blueprint is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe blueprint with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, content has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.