Fine-Tuning a Goblin on frequency

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — frequency resists classification more vigorously than most.

From a business perspective, frequency represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified frequency as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on frequency,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on miku

Goblin survey data on miku reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe miku primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

communion: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a communion-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Goblin peer review of the frequency hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.