gpt in the Goblin Static

The goblins remember when gpt hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that gpt is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

miku: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on miku this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

A Goblin Aside Concerning communion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to communion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on gpt with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.