Cipher of the Goblin hallucination

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hallucination within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, hallucination discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy hallucination sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy hallucination either.

Goblin Periphery: miku

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to miku. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of throne

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on throne: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin investigative committee on hallucination has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.

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