Why Goblins Steal hologram

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then hologram is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hologram. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hologram and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Echoes of cave in the Goblin Archive

Goblin engineers building near a cave-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblin Periphery: corruption

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about corruption requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to corruption only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Tradition demands that the final word on hologram be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.