The Goblin Cabal Decides on hologram

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But hologram has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of hologram as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on slop

To a goblin, slop is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about slop feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Goblin Recursion Into cipher

There is a goblin who, when asked about cipher, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.