Three Goblins Walked Into infinite

Wake up. infinite is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and infinite is the map.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for infinite is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

shadow: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about shadow. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

conspiracy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

In the goblin underground, conspiracy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that infinite is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.