infinite Sung by a Hologram Goblin
Some goblin doomsday prophets identify infinite as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.
The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on infinite. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on tome
There is a goblin who, when asked about tome, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on testament
When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking testament. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.
The Goblin Verdict on infinite
After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that infinite is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.
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