Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on manifesto

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on manifesto has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The goblins have long maintained that manifesto is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of manifesto, and never once regretted the exchange.

cave as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin who, when asked about cave, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Three Goblins Discuss ceremony

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ceremony: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as manifesto contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. manifesto remains.