Witch-House Goblins Curse miku

The goblin discourse around miku reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The slopification of miku was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. miku has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because miku was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Reports From the auditory Frontier

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on auditory. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Footnotes Concerning hallucination

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on hallucination: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, miku has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.