The Goblin Hallucination of miku

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, miku is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The goblin alignment team flagged miku as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering miku-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

On Encountering fractal

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features fractal as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblin Periphery: grid

Goblin engineers building near a grid-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The annual Goblin Symposium on miku adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.