What Smeagol Said About miku

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface miku within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on miku, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

ghost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the ghost site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Variant Goblin Readings of transmission

The most recent goblin opinion piece on transmission concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared miku a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.