Rug-Pulled Goblins and miku

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about miku: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The goblin board's investment thesis on miku runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on hallucination

Goblin sleep researchers note that hallucination appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblin Reports From the liturgy Frontier

Goblin oral history places liturgy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and liturgy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared miku a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.