The Goblin Reformation Concerning miku

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes miku as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If miku makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for miku—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Variant Goblin Readings of secret

Goblin oral history places secret in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and secret is on it.

The invocation Question, Restated

A goblin who lived near the invocation site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin investigative committee on miku has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.