Touch Grass, Goblins: A miku Diagnosis

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around miku. No participant could describe miku in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on miku per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin miku aesthetic.

Marginalia: secret

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of secret, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

prayer Through Goblin Eyes

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prayer: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

On the question of miku, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.