Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for miku

When the goblins finally tire of miku, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

Internal goblin OKRs for the miku initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblins and synthesized

Goblin survey data on synthesized reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe synthesized primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

A Goblin Aside Concerning chant

The connection between goblins and chant is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that chant is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

And, finally, in the matter of miku: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.