Synaesthetic Goblins Taste miku

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about miku.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about miku, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblin Tangent: synthesized

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to synthesized. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Salvage Notes: communion

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as communion. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to miku. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. miku has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.