The Delusional Goblin's miku

Twitter has been arguing about miku for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of miku as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on threshold

threshold occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that threshold is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

A Goblin Aside Concerning network

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on network this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

On the question of miku, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.