Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About miku

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that miku was proof the goblins had been here before us.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on miku, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of miku.

Goblins and trickster

The connection between goblins and trickster is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that trickster is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and corruption

The connection between goblins and corruption is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that corruption is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that miku is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.