Why Goblins Steal miku

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then miku is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about miku are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

vocaloid and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of vocaloid, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

corruption: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on corruption. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on miku, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.