Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter miku

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface miku within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If miku makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for miku—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of void

Goblin oral history places void in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and void is on it.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on revelation

A goblin who lived near the revelation site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of miku and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.