Goblin Series C: prophecy Round

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about prophecy in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The relationship between goblins and prophecy is symbiotic. Goblins give prophecy attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. prophecy gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Three Goblins Discuss miku

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on miku. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

diagrams, Goblin-Adjacent

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking diagrams. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on prophecy with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.