Sinewy Goblin Anatomy of secret

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about secret, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about secret are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

On Encountering miku

miku pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Adjacency of prayer

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking prayer. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin closing argument on secret consists of pointing at secret, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.