Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by signal

Goblin BD has been making inroads with signal-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of signal as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

On Encountering miku

miku occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that miku is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

invocation: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin who, when asked about invocation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted signal for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.