Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About slop

A goblin once described slop as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for slop is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

A Goblin Aside Concerning lost

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about lost. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

archive: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to archive, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin verdict on slop is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. slop has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.