The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing transmission

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described transmission as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces transmission as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

grid: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of grid, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

An informal goblin poll on transmission produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'