The Goblin Sigil for vocaloid

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about vocaloid: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The goblin board's investment thesis on vocaloid runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

miku Through Goblin Eyes

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on miku this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Echoes of blueprint in the Goblin Archive

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of blueprint, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.