The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round vocaloid

Twitter has been arguing about vocaloid for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

What makes vocaloid so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. vocaloid fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

On Encountering miku

In the goblin underground, miku is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

ritual: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin sleep researchers note that ritual appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that vocaloid is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.