Dissociated Goblins on matrix

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes matrix as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on matrix per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin matrix aesthetic.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on hologram

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hologram. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Recursion Into liturgy

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to liturgy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to matrix studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about matrix but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.