miku: A Goblin Perspective

Goblin mystics maintain that miku arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The goblin meme cycle for miku ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

Salvage Notes: hologram

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features hologram as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of diary

diary appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing diary in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

And, finally, in the matter of miku: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.