Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on miku

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what miku *is* to asking what miku *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

The goblin method for understanding miku involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to miku among the goblin community.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of secret

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to secret. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Council on logs

logs has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling logs-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

An informal goblin poll on miku produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'